How I Met Your Mother - Season 3

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Wait for It

Wait for It

Episode 1 · 21 min · Air Date Sep 24, 2007
7.8

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

We're Not from Here

We're Not from Here

Episode 2 · 21 min · Air Date Oct 01, 2007
7.3

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

Third Wheel

Third Wheel

Episode 3 · 23 min · Air Date Oct 08, 2007
7.3

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

Little Boys

Little Boys

Episode 4 · 23 min · Air Date Oct 15, 2007
7.3

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

How I Met Everyone Else

How I Met Everyone Else

Episode 5 · 23 min · Air Date Oct 22, 2007
8.3

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

I'm Not That Guy

I'm Not That Guy

Episode 6 · 23 min · Air Date Oct 29, 2007
7.7

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

Dowisetrepla

Dowisetrepla

Episode 7 · 21 min · Air Date Nov 05, 2007
7.8

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

Spoiler Alert

Spoiler Alert

Episode 8 · 21 min · Air Date Nov 12, 2007
8.3

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

Slapsgiving

Slapsgiving

Episode 9 · 23 min · Air Date Nov 19, 2007
8.2

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

The Yips

The Yips

Episode 10 · 23 min · Air Date Nov 26, 2007
7.6

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

The Platinum Rule

The Platinum Rule

Episode 11 · 21 min · Air Date Dec 10, 2007
8.0

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

No Tomorrow

No Tomorrow

Episode 12 · 21 min · Air Date Mar 17, 2008
7.6

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

Ten Sessions

Ten Sessions

Episode 13 · 23 min · Air Date Mar 24, 2008
8.2

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

The Bracket

The Bracket

Episode 14 · 21 min · Air Date Mar 31, 2008
8.0

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

The Chain of Screaming

The Chain of Screaming

Episode 15 · 23 min · Air Date Apr 14, 2008
7.7

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

Sandcastles in the Sand

Sandcastles in the Sand

Episode 16 · 23 min · Air Date Apr 21, 2008
7.7

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

The Goat

The Goat

Episode 17 · 23 min · Air Date Apr 28, 2008
7.6

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

Rebound Bro

Rebound Bro

Episode 18 · 21 min · Air Date May 05, 2008
7.7

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

Everything Must Go

Everything Must Go

Episode 19 · 21 min · Air Date May 12, 2008
7.3

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

Miracles

Miracles

Episode 20 · 23 min · Air Date May 19, 2008
8.0

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.